ieatbutter:

It’s your Blogiversary.  Yes, one year ago today you opened the dark closet door on your baking habits.  Since that time you’ve been through multiple roommates, several jobs and over 125 lbs. of flour.  You don’t keep track of the butter—the Dairy Farmer’s Association does that for you.

Sadly, nobody got you anything.  All you have is your memory of this cake.

(Do take a stroll through the archives today.  As it turns out, there are quite a lot of ‘em! To the nearly 8,000 of you who do, thanks for reading and laughing!)

ieatbutter:

Your therapist says you’re taking your sexual frustrations out on baked goods.  You have no idea what he’s talking about.

ieatbutter:

You’ve been trapped in a bus all day with only memories of pastries to keep you company.  You’ve discovered the major shortfall of all public transit: Stand mixers.

ieatbutter:

You’ve been trapped in a bus all day with only memories of pastries to keep you company.  You’ve discovered the major shortfall of all public transit: Stand mixers.

ieatbutter:

You’ve been asked to clean out your desk at work.  Five file boxes into clearing out your cookie stash, it becomes clear why your office nickname was Willy Wonka.

ieatbutter:

Your friend found the stash of strawberry nutella tartlet pictures on your phone.  You explained that you’ve been sexting.  He thinks you’re doing it wrong.

milkmadeicecream:

childhood nostalgia flavor of the day: Gummi Bears
sweet cream ice cream with gummi bears

Bouncing here and there and everywhere!

ieatbutter:

You haven’t been anywhere interesting in ages.  With regulations requiring you to purchase a second seat for your cookie dough, flying has become just too expensive.

milkmadeicecream:

childhood nostalgia flavor of the day: Cabbage Patch Kids
caramelized brussel sprout ice cream

I hated brussel sprouts as a child, but I loved my Cabbage Patch Kids. This flavor definitely elicits nostaliga, since, well, it’s about as gross as brussel sprouts were when we were kids. We thought caramelized brussel sprout ice cream would turn out as good as our recent Ramps flavor. Not quite.. 

ieatbutter:

The bakery next door gave you free Red Velvet Cake as a thank you for making their best sales month on record.